That Evil Handicap system!

How can Dick Bins be a 12?! That's almost Spence-like. Dick hits that ball too straight and too far to be a 12.

How can Smyrk be an 8?! The guy shot back to back 66's last year. Has a 68 on the computer now.

How can I be an 11? Last Saturday I posted a smooth 89 at Soldiers with several club tosses on holes 13 and 15 to prove it. My back nine went double-double-bogey-double-bogey-triple-par-bogey-par. 1 over on the last 3 to shoot a 48. HA!