Tee Time!

Jake: From a distance..... Fore!

Keith: Damn it! Jake hit into me again. What a prick. The only reason I play with him is it gives him less opportunities for him to hit me when I'm playing in his foursome.

Dick: That putt's good Tom. Pick it up. (Dick is secretly thinking....I hope these dumb asses never figure out why I give more putts than Anna Nicole gives cleavage shots.....never mind - that dream is dead. My slice putting can't stand the pressure of constant 2 foot testers.)

Tom: Mac, since you're done first - pick the flag up for once. MAC! MAC! Forget it I'll get it.

Mac: I ever tell you about the time I plugged up a hot tub with body hair in Chillicothe?

Keith, Dick, Tom: NO! Don't want to hear it Mac.